Those Were Different Times #89
Introducing Mr. Jay Snell and the record where he somehow preaches "Confessions of a Teen-Age Girl".
8. "East End Crusade" is the far east corner of the prison cafeteria.
7. He was heard calling the Lord during his rear end crusades with teenage girls.
My daughter...an anonymous teen confessed to me........"
5. i paid her hush money and told her to get rid of it,now she's confessing
4.5. "Under the tent" code talk for "under the bleachers."
4. Can a turntable needle even penetrate fundamentalist semen crust?
3. After hearing a few confessions, Rev. Snell spent all night pitching tent.
2.825. As fantasized at an east end hotel under the influence
2.75. As witnessed through a peephole into my neighbor's daughter's bedroom in the next apartment.
2.5. Coming Soon! CONCESSIONS FROM A TEEN-AGE GIRL
As Extracted With Careful Grooming, Emotional Blackmail, and a Little Help From My Old Friend "Roofie"
2. She tells Jay Snell she's a sleaze whore; She tells Jay Snell she's a sleaze whore; She tells ...
1.825. CONFESSION OF A TEEN-AGE GIRL:
"Jay Snell makes me vomit, vaginally."
1.75. CONFESSION OF JAY SNELL:
"I masturbate excessively."
1.5. CONFESSION OF A TEEN-AGE GIRL:
"I have seen Jay Snell lactate."
1. CONFESSION OF A TEEN-AGE GIRL:
"We call Jay Snell 'Gay Smell' behind his back."