Comedy Whirled

Those Were Different Times #89

Introducing Mr. Jay Snell and the record where he somehow preaches "Confessions of a Teen-Age Girl".

Results:


8. "East End Crusade" is the far east corner of the prison cafeteria.
-antistar

7. He was heard calling the Lord during his rear end crusades with teenage girls.
-drwho

6.My daughter...an anonymous teen confessed to me........"
-chuckkling

5. i paid her hush money and told her to get rid of it,now she's confessing
-bigjas

4.5. "Under the tent" code talk for "under the bleachers."
4. Can a turntable needle even penetrate fundamentalist semen crust?
-slant

3. After hearing a few confessions, Rev. Snell spent all night pitching tent.
-Bubba Licious

2.825. As fantasized at an east end hotel under the influence


2.75. As witnessed through a peephole into my neighbor's daughter's bedroom in the next apartment.


2.5. Coming Soon! CONCESSIONS FROM A TEEN-AGE GIRL
As Extracted With Careful Grooming, Emotional Blackmail, and a Little Help From My Old Friend "Roofie"

2. She tells Jay Snell she's a sleaze whore; She tells Jay Snell she's a sleaze whore; She tells ...
-MacSpruce

1.825. CONFESSION OF A TEEN-AGE GIRL:
"Jay Snell makes me vomit, vaginally."

1.75. CONFESSION OF JAY SNELL:
"I masturbate excessively."

1.5. CONFESSION OF A TEEN-AGE GIRL:
"I have seen Jay Snell lactate."

1. CONFESSION OF A TEEN-AGE GIRL:
"We call Jay Snell 'Gay Smell' behind his back."
-theDIRTYmidget

Views: 77

Comment

Got a funny caption? Join Comedy Whirled!

Join Comedy Whirled

Comment by MacSpruce on November 17, 2010 at 8:51pm
She tells Jay Snell she's a sleaze whore; She tells Jay Snell she's a sleaze whore; She tells ...
Comment by chuckkling on November 17, 2010 at 1:23pm
"East End Crusade Under the Tent".....is that like one of those "Dirty Sanchez" innuendos?
Comment by bigjas on November 17, 2010 at 12:34pm
i paid her hush money and told her to get rid of it,now she's confessing
Comment by MacSpruce on November 17, 2010 at 10:10am
Coming Soon! CONCESSIONS FROM A TEEN-AGE GIRL
As Extracted With Careful Grooming, Emotional Blackmail, and a Little Help From My Old Friend "Roofie"
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 17, 2010 at 7:46am
CONFESSION OF A TEEN-AGE GIRL:
"Jay Snell makes my flesh crawl."
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 17, 2010 at 7:46am
CONFESSION OF A TEEN-AGE GIRL:
"Jay Snell gives me a clit-on."
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 17, 2010 at 7:45am
CONFESSION OF A TEEN-AGE GIRL:
"Jay Snell makes me vomit, vaginally."
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 17, 2010 at 7:45am
CONFESSION OF A TEEN-AGE GIRL:
"Jay Snell is the father of my octuplets."
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 17, 2010 at 7:45am
CONFESSION OF JAY SNELL:
"Jay Snell has only been my name since the surgery."
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 17, 2010 at 7:44am
CONFESSION OF A TEEN-AGE GIRL:
"Jay Snell was my name before the surgery."

© 2019   Whirled Wide Network   Powered by Windmills

Badgers  |  Complain Complain Complain  |  Terms of Service