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Those Were Different Times #406

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6. In case you were wondering, not only do the curtains match the drapes, but they're totally shagged.
-Mario

5. Includes the hit... "Viagra Falls!"
-Gerhardguffaw

4. "Ma'am, as your doctor, I must unfortunately inform you that it's not just fire & it's also not just primarily located down below.
-VomitFlop

3. Perfect! Because I have a firehose down below.
-MacSpruce

2. Starring Lava Turner
-Iverneil

1. Call me Moses and show me that bush!
-JJJ23


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Comment by VomitFlop on October 8, 2019 at 7:08pm

Also known as: The title of Lucille Ball's autobiography.

Comment by JJJ23 on October 8, 2019 at 6:41am

Call me Moses and show me that bush!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 6, 2019 at 11:53am

That's not arson!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 6, 2019 at 11:50am

It was determined to be a, "controlled burn."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 6, 2019 at 11:49am

Includes the hit... "Viagra Falls!"

Comment by Ian on October 5, 2019 at 10:36pm

(Because Jack Lemmon dropped the burning roach again)

Comment by MacSpruce on October 3, 2019 at 8:47am

Perfect! Because I have a firehose down below. 

Comment by JJJ23 on October 3, 2019 at 7:36am

Just so happens I'm a heat seeker.

Comment by Mario!!! on October 2, 2019 at 8:57am

In case you were wondering, not only do the curtains match the drapes, but they're totally shagged.

Comment by Mario!!! on October 2, 2019 at 8:53am

"Crazy Crabs" by The Clap might have been the album's big hit, but I always preferred Herpes Handcock's "The Syphilitic Shuffle."

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