Those Were Different Times #399
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That is, I'll relieve you of 150 unwanted pounds when I get off you, zip my fly, and snap you out of your trance.
Hypnotized and hypno-sized.
Why does everything taste like shit?
May the divorce be with you.
I lost so much weight it was Romarkable!
Sarah from Cleveland says...
"His album is a rip off! My wallet lost more weight than I did!"
Never eat until you see the whites of his eyes.
More like "relaxative you'll lose weight"
Double hyphonite, triple sex offender.
...and I'm not looking for, "you look like evil almost Harrison Ford" or other Romarks okay?
In my experience, the world's divided into two kinds of people. Those who divide the world into two kinds of people...
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