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Those Were Different Times #399

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3,"Stop trying to brainwash us with the power of suggestion, Oliver Stone!"
-VomitFlop

2. Sure it's effective, but it does require quite a lot of self-amputation.
-Mario!!!

1. "...I'm going to say one word: Plastics. That's all you're allowed to eat now."
-Ian

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Comment by Iverneil on January 19, 2019 at 6:50pm

My mom tried it but she bumped her head then ate a whole cake.

Comment by VomitFlop on January 16, 2019 at 2:30pm

"Relax....chances are, you bought this at a yard sale, so perhaps, you should temper your expectations accordingly."

Comment by VomitFlop on January 16, 2019 at 2:27pm

"Stop trying to brainwash us with the power of suggestion, Oliver Stone!"

Comment by VomitFlop on January 16, 2019 at 2:25pm

"Shouldn't a renowned hypnotherapist have much more inviting eyes?"

Comment by VomitFlop on January 16, 2019 at 2:23pm

"No, that doesn't sound right." a flustered Frankie Goes to Hollywood tell themselves during an arduous studio session.

Comment by Ian on January 16, 2019 at 1:46am

"...I'm going to say one word:  Plastics.  That's all you're allowed to eat now."

Comment by Ian on January 16, 2019 at 1:44am

"...after I have you over for dinner."

Comment by Ian on January 14, 2019 at 9:13pm

"...while you pick up my dry cleaning, walk my dogs, re-tile my bathroom..."

Comment by Mario!!! on January 14, 2019 at 9:26am

Sure it's effective, but it does require quite a lot of self-amputation.

Comment by Mario!!! on January 14, 2019 at 9:20am

Its success rate is not nearly as good as it is for his other album "Bend Over... You're Going to Get Fucked."

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