Those Were Different Times #399
3,"Stop trying to brainwash us with the power of suggestion, Oliver Stone!"-VomitFlop
2. Sure it's effective, but it does require quite a lot of self-amputation.-Mario!!!
1. "...I'm going to say one word: Plastics. That's all you're allowed to eat now."-Ian
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My mom tried it but she bumped her head then ate a whole cake.
"Relax....chances are, you bought this at a yard sale, so perhaps, you should temper your expectations accordingly."
"Stop trying to brainwash us with the power of suggestion, Oliver Stone!"
"Shouldn't a renowned hypnotherapist have much more inviting eyes?"
"No, that doesn't sound right." a flustered Frankie Goes to Hollywood tell themselves during an arduous studio session.
"...I'm going to say one word: Plastics. That's all you're allowed to eat now."
"...after I have you over for dinner."
"...while you pick up my dry cleaning, walk my dogs, re-tile my bathroom..."
Sure it's effective, but it does require quite a lot of self-amputation.
Its success rate is not nearly as good as it is for his other album "Bend Over... You're Going to Get Fucked."
"I’ve been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious."
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