Those Were Different Times #399
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My mom tried it but she bumped her head then ate a whole cake.
"Relax....chances are, you bought this at a yard sale, so perhaps, you should temper your expectations accordingly."
"Stop trying to brainwash us with the power of suggestion, Oliver Stone!"
"Shouldn't a renowned hypnotherapist have much more inviting eyes?"
"No, that doesn't sound right." a flustered Frankie Goes to Hollywood tell themselves during an arduous studio session.
"...I'm going to say one word: Plastics. That's all you're allowed to eat now."
"...after I have you over for dinner."
"...while you pick up my dry cleaning, walk my dogs, re-tile my bathroom..."
Sure it's effective, but it does require quite a lot of self-amputation.
Its success rate is not nearly as good as it is for his other album "Bend Over... You're Going to Get Fucked."
In my experience, the world's divided into two kinds of people. Those who divide the world into two kinds of people...
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