Those Were Different Times #399
3,"Stop trying to brainwash us with the power of suggestion, Oliver Stone!"-VomitFlop
2. Sure it's effective, but it does require quite a lot of self-amputation.-Mario!!!
1. "...I'm going to say one word: Plastics. That's all you're allowed to eat now."-Ian
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That is, I'll relieve you of 150 unwanted pounds when I get off you, zip my fly, and snap you out of your trance.
Hypnotized and hypno-sized.
Why does everything taste like shit?
May the divorce be with you.
I lost so much weight it was Romarkable!
Sarah from Cleveland says...
"His album is a rip off! My wallet lost more weight than I did!"
Never eat until you see the whites of his eyes.
More like "relaxative you'll lose weight"
Double hyphonite, triple sex offender.
...and I'm not looking for, "you look like evil almost Harrison Ford" or other Romarks okay?
Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.
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