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Those Were Different Times #399

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3,"Stop trying to brainwash us with the power of suggestion, Oliver Stone!"
-VomitFlop

2. Sure it's effective, but it does require quite a lot of self-amputation.
-Mario!!!

1. "...I'm going to say one word: Plastics. That's all you're allowed to eat now."
-Ian

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Comment by MacSpruce on February 8, 2019 at 9:38pm

That is, I'll relieve you of 150 unwanted pounds when I get off you, zip my fly, and snap you out of your trance. 

Comment by MacSpruce on February 8, 2019 at 9:35pm

Hypnotized and hypno-sized.

Comment by Iverneil on February 1, 2019 at 8:26am

Why does everything taste like shit?

Comment by JJJ23 on January 30, 2019 at 7:19pm

May the divorce be with you.

Comment by Iverneil on January 27, 2019 at 6:20pm

I lost so much weight it was Romarkable!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 26, 2019 at 8:07pm

Sarah from Cleveland says...

"His album is a rip off!  My wallet lost more weight than I did!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 26, 2019 at 8:02pm

Never eat until you see the whites of his eyes.

Comment by Rotwang on January 26, 2019 at 1:10pm

More like "relaxative you'll lose weight"

Comment by JJJ23 on January 20, 2019 at 10:07pm

Double hyphonite, triple sex offender.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 20, 2019 at 10:05pm

...and I'm not looking for, "you look like evil almost Harrison Ford" or other Romarks okay?

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