Those Were Different Times #398

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3. That game received a very spoor rating.
-Iverneil

"Well, the thing is, they aren't exactly being propelled by jetpacks."
"Also coming soon to the Smegma Genesis!"
2. Pooper Mario Bros.
-VomitFlop

No one messes with this powerful squat. -I mean squad.
1. That's it, private, you are relieved of your dookie!
-Rotwang

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Comment by Ian on January 14, 2019 at 7:55pm: Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

I'm the Scatman

Comment by Mario!!! on January 14, 2019 at 8:59am: Also known as Ass Blasters in most parts of western Europe.

Comment by Mario!!! on January 14, 2019 at 8:58am: For some reason, it was always number 2 of every critics' "Games of the Year" list.

Comment by Rotwang on January 13, 2019 at 2:46pm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db_qXKBle08

Comment by Rotwang on January 13, 2019 at 2:45pm: Ok here we go, it's just more efficient to put these all into a few comments at once:

One girl, two clips.

One girl, none corrupt.

That's it, private, you are relieved of your dookie!

The spillover from the war was too much for her; she dumped him.

No one messes with this powerful squat. -I mean squad.

Without their moral fiber they would've all just runs.

(more later...)

Comment by Rotwang on January 13, 2019 at 2:14pm: haha in that video- "Siguorny".... looks like Ripley, big shock! Also- the guy's name- "Arnold" haha. And also he has the one-shoulderpad thing... hmmm where have we seen that before?

Comment by mellowpuma on January 13, 2019 at 1:08am: it's hard to believe, but this is not a photoshoped joke, it's a real game title.