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When it came to spreading Christmas Cheer, they really phoned it in back in the Fifties.
4. Not to be confused with "Hanukkah up Your Ass."
-Mario!!!

"Pardon me, sir, but what is a Jerky boy?"
3. "CF phone home."
-VomitFlop

2. ...would prove to be the cause of death, clogging both the aorta and the jugular with pine needles, bits of glass ornaments and eggnog.
-Ian

1. "I also have Christmas in my vagina."
-Mervin97

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Comment by Ian on January 7, 2019 at 1:28am

...would prove to be the cause of death, clogging both the aorta and the jugular with pine needles, bits of glass ornaments and eggnog.

Comment by Mervin97 on January 6, 2019 at 7:38pm

"I also have Christmas in my vagina."

Comment by MacSpruce on December 29, 2018 at 8:45pm

Hello, police? I think Santa filled me with Christmas spurt while I was asleep last night.

Comment by MacSpruce on December 29, 2018 at 8:22pm

You should really take the call, girl..

Comment by MacSpruce on December 29, 2018 at 8:21pm

Let me know when it gets about halfway to your feet and I'll come over for some fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Comment by VomitFlop on December 28, 2018 at 9:07am

"CF phone home."

Comment by VomitFlop on December 28, 2018 at 9:06am

"Pardon me, sir, but what is a Jerky boy?"

Comment by VomitFlop on December 28, 2018 at 9:03am

"No, Connie, I said you need mas Christ."

Comment by VomitFlop on December 28, 2018 at 9:01am

"You should probably go see a cardiologist about that."

Comment by Mario!!! on December 27, 2018 at 2:30pm

When it came to spreading Christmas Cheer, they really phoned it in back in the Fifties.

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