Those Were Different Times #397
When it came to spreading Christmas Cheer, they really phoned it in back in the Fifties.
4. Not to be confused with "Hanukkah up Your Ass."
"Pardon me, sir, but what is a Jerky boy?"
3. "CF phone home."
2. ...would prove to be the cause of death, clogging both the aorta and the jugular with pine needles, bits of glass ornaments and eggnog.
1. "I also have Christmas in my vagina."