Those Were Different Times #396
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3. He had a round little belly that shook when he laughed like a bowl full of jizz.
-KariGrant
It was Santa's last stop of the night and he emptied his sack.
2. Santa always comes in December, and sometimes he comes in Mae.
-MacSpruce
1. ♪ Don't stand so Claus to me. ♪
-VomitFlop
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Contains the hit, Get it up and see me sometime.
Santa always comes in December, and sometimes he comes in Mae.
Is that a pipe in your pocket or are you just glad to know what a bad girl I've been?
Now that you're done with my stocking, there's something else I'd like you stuff.
"Hey, girl, did you know my favorite band is Stabbing Westward? Yeah, really."
♪ Don't stand so Claus to me. ♪
It was the last time Santa would ever maintain his diet.
"Oh, Mae, you're such a cut-out!"
And now you know why Santa's so fucking jolly all the time.
It's the best selling Christmas album of all time for Pimps and their Ho Ho Ho's.
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