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Those Were Different Times #396

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3. He had a round little belly that shook when he laughed like a bowl full of jizz.
-KariGrant

It was Santa's last stop of the night and he emptied his sack.
2. Santa always comes in December, and sometimes he comes in Mae.
-MacSpruce

1. ♪ Don't stand so Claus to me. ♪
-VomitFlop

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Comment by Mervin97 on January 6, 2019 at 7:36pm

Contains the hit, Get it up and see me sometime.

Comment by MacSpruce on December 31, 2018 at 8:32pm

Santa always comes in December, and sometimes he comes in Mae.

Comment by MacSpruce on December 29, 2018 at 8:42pm

Is that a pipe in your pocket or are you just glad to know what a bad girl I've been?

Comment by MacSpruce on December 29, 2018 at 8:40pm

Now that you're done with my stocking, there's something else I'd like you stuff. 

Comment by VomitFlop on December 28, 2018 at 9:00am

"Hey, girl, did you know my favorite band is Stabbing Westward? Yeah, really."

Comment by VomitFlop on December 28, 2018 at 8:59am

♪ Don't stand so Claus to me. ♪

Comment by VomitFlop on December 28, 2018 at 8:58am

It was the last time Santa would ever maintain his diet.

Comment by VomitFlop on December 28, 2018 at 8:54am

"Oh, Mae, you're such a cut-out!"

Comment by Mario!!! on December 27, 2018 at 2:27pm

And now you know why Santa's so fucking jolly all the time.

Comment by Mario!!! on December 27, 2018 at 2:17pm

It's the best selling Christmas album of all time for Pimps and their Ho Ho Ho's.

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