Those Were Different Times #393
3. "I hope you like chamber music."
2. Don't come a-knockin' if the coffin is rockin'.
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If a woman drinks like a fish she needs a man like she needs a bicycle.
Later she pissed and danced on his grave.
"Guess who put hemlock in all the wine bottles before he died."
What's with all these Amy Winehouse tribute albums lately?
"Put some Windex on it." -My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2002
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