Those Were Different Times #392
3. It'll give you a tromboner!
2. "Now includes Music to Watch Large Girls By featuring Sal Iva on Tuba."
Trumpets for Strumpets
1. aka Herpes Alpert and the Gonorrhea Brass
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The more they pucker, the better she likes it.
Boy, I really need to drain my spit valve..
… and 'trumpets' go pop!
I saw her first, Lenny. Quit horning in!
aka Herpes Alpert and the Gonorrhea Brass
They say she only likes it with four horns at once.
This is like.... I've been writing caps for literally nearly 10 years.... and it's so painful that I can't come up with anything here. I'm this picture is so juicy, right? But I got.... like.... nothin'
Boy did she make them horney
Includes the hits...
"Trump's Pet Hair"
"I Love A Man Who's Horn-y!"
"I'm Just Here For The Toot"
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
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