Those Were Different Times #390
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This town isn’t big enough for the both of us.
Get outta there you big oaf
"This was a bad idea. It now costs me over three thousand dollars a day just to eat. And the mounting guilt, what with all the animals and people I've killed, is slowly turning me into a psychopath." Next week on an all new Up-sizing.
Oh, he does destroy towns, but him and Gozilla are good drinkin' buddies.
He wasn't so friendly after he was arrested for defecating in the lake.
It was all fun and games until he took a leak!
For everyone's sake it's better than being the gassy giant.
You misunderstood; I didn't say he showers the village with gold …
For a fee he'll defy your foe for fun..
… could use a friendly tailor.
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
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