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Those Were Different Times #387

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4. Featuring:"My Guitar is Too Big To Play Alone""Somebody Get Me Off... The Top of This Lighthouse"

-Ian

3. Hey, cheer up, don't sell short on yourself. -oh I meant sell yourself short.

 -Rotwang
2. Sammy, are you suggesting rape?

-Iverneil
1. He was sued for the song, "Murdering My Rivals Again in Margaritaville".

-JJJ23

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Comment by MacSpruce on August 9, 2018 at 8:44pm

His next album was called Back to the Drawing Board.

Comment by MacSpruce on August 9, 2018 at 8:43pm

I demand you return my barber chair!

Comment by Iverneil on August 5, 2018 at 6:55pm

I demand that you love me bitch?

Comment by Mervin97 on July 29, 2018 at 7:42am

Includes the hit, Turtle necks are for lovers.

Comment by Mervin97 on July 29, 2018 at 7:40am

"I created the demand by rubbing Nutella all over my body.'

Comment by Iverneil on July 22, 2018 at 8:27pm

I love you Sammy, but I don’t even know why.

Comment by Rotwang on July 21, 2018 at 1:55pm

Guitar players are a commodity.  https://www.nasdaq.com/markets/commodities.aspx

Comment by Mervin97 on July 15, 2018 at 6:24pm

If nobody loves you, start a relationship with your guitar.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 13, 2018 at 5:15pm

The demand was low.  At his last concert, the only other person to show up was his wife's divorce lawyer.

Comment by Rotwang on July 12, 2018 at 12:58pm

Hey, cheer up, don't sell short on yourself. -oh I meant sell yourself short. 

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