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Those Were Different Times #385

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Results:(too much good here to sort out, great work)
and the special "It Just Works" award goes to:Et tu Gary? (this doesn't really fit but I think it's a funny sentence)

-JJJ23

4. Still in the Nam and Eatin' Too Much Ham.

-JJJ23
4. His dyslexic Cockney rendering of "What about me butt? 

-MacSpruce
4. Just released in Europe, with his hit single, "Alopecia, jente Alopecia."

-KariGrant
3. Sadly, Gary was killed a year after this release when he was consumed by his sideburns.

-Mario!!!
3. When the chops finally met at his chin, he became Amish

.-Gerhardguffaw
2. There’s nothing about you Gary, absolutely nothing.

-Iverneil
2. Tim, Tim, Tim, everybody wants to talk about Tim! Just cause he's got so many guns and so much fertilizer...-JJJ23
"Yes, even you Gary, you too can prevent forest fires."1. "We thought we had seen it all, but the Category 10 Kaiju was a whole 'nuther animal."

-Ian

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Comment by JJJ23 on July 2, 2018 at 6:14pm

Hey, remember Gary McVay? Yeah, you know we left him in Vietnam. I'm sure he's fine.

Comment by MacSpruce on June 25, 2018 at 8:09pm

If I play it backwards do I get my money back?

Comment by MacSpruce on June 25, 2018 at 8:08pm

Does Gary McVay look very McGay? 

Comment by MacSpruce on June 25, 2018 at 8:00pm

His dyslexic Cockney rendering of "What about me butt? 

Comment by Iverneil on June 17, 2018 at 9:00pm

You’re just a leper con.

Comment by Iverneil on June 11, 2018 at 8:28pm

Gary converted later in life, he now calls himself Gary Mc Oyvey

Comment by Mervin97 on June 10, 2018 at 7:26am

Sing from the tree tops Gary sing from the tree tops.

Comment by Mervin97 on June 10, 2018 at 7:24am

Sorry Gary there's no room in this world for a giant country singer.

Comment by Iverneil on June 9, 2018 at 10:01pm

There’s nothing about you Gary, absolutely nothing.

Comment by JJJ23 on June 6, 2018 at 7:22pm

I was gonna buy this but then I was like "Wait, it's Gary, fuck that guy!", and then ignored it accordingly.

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