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Those Were Different Times #383

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And unto her, the lord said "Fear not, my child, the all you can eat buffet will reopen tomorrow at Sizzler."

-Rotwang


Me so thorny!

This is the Edna civilization as we know it. 

 -MacSpruce


Even Bon Jovi thinks that's a pretty ridiculous prayer to live on.

-VomitFlop


I was sorry to hear that Edna has mono. No wonder she wants to die,

-KariGrant

Featuring the hit single: "I've Got a Number 2 Pencil or Two in My Hair Tonight"

Evangelical is a disease of the DNA called E DNA.

"You want to hear some really good rap?  Sure?"

-Ian


Edna, I own a pistol, you're never eating me

.-JJJ23


She been Hippotized.

Stareway to Heaven

Will somebody please take the cupcake off the top of that camera?

-Iverneil

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Comment by JJJ23 on March 26, 2018 at 8:25pm

The horror, the horror...

Comment by JJJ23 on March 26, 2018 at 8:22pm

Just Weight

Comment by Mario!!! on March 26, 2018 at 8:49am

It's a little known fact that more teenagers have killed themselves listening to this record than have to all heavy metal albums combined.

Comment by Mario!!! on March 26, 2018 at 8:42am

One listen and you'll be praying for the end of the record to come too.

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