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Those Were Different Times #383

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And unto her, the lord said "Fear not, my child, the all you can eat buffet will reopen tomorrow at Sizzler."

-Rotwang


Me so thorny!

This is the Edna civilization as we know it. 

 -MacSpruce


Even Bon Jovi thinks that's a pretty ridiculous prayer to live on.

-VomitFlop


I was sorry to hear that Edna has mono. No wonder she wants to die,

-KariGrant

Featuring the hit single: "I've Got a Number 2 Pencil or Two in My Hair Tonight"

Evangelical is a disease of the DNA called E DNA.

"You want to hear some really good rap?  Sure?"

-Ian


Edna, I own a pistol, you're never eating me

.-JJJ23


She been Hippotized.

Stareway to Heaven

Will somebody please take the cupcake off the top of that camera?

-Iverneil

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Comment by VomitFlop on April 18, 2018 at 10:53am

It was actually supposed to say: I'm A Prayin' For The Edna Times.

Comment by Iverneil on April 15, 2018 at 5:31pm

She been Hippotized.

Comment by Iverneil on April 14, 2018 at 6:05pm

Mount Edna.

Comment by Iverneil on April 14, 2018 at 6:04pm

Will somebody please take the cupcake off the top of that camera?

Comment by Iverneil on April 14, 2018 at 6:03pm

If you don't get outta my face, Imma grant your wish.

Comment by Iverneil on April 14, 2018 at 6:00pm

Stareway to Heaven

Comment by Ian on April 10, 2018 at 9:04pm

Featuring the hit single: "I've Got a Number 2 Pencil or Two in My Hair Tonight"

Comment by Ian on April 10, 2018 at 9:03pm

The B-Side features songs by ANDE, a rich baritone that could pass for EDNA's twin if it weren't for the wig.

Comment by Ian on April 5, 2018 at 2:27am

Evangelical is a disease of the DNA called E DNA.

Comment by Rotwang on March 30, 2018 at 12:50pm

And unto her, the lord said "Fear not, my child, the all you can eat buffet will reopen tomorrow at Sizzler."

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