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Those Were Different Times #383

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And unto her, the lord said "Fear not, my child, the all you can eat buffet will reopen tomorrow at Sizzler."

-Rotwang


Me so thorny!

This is the Edna civilization as we know it. 

 -MacSpruce


Even Bon Jovi thinks that's a pretty ridiculous prayer to live on.

-VomitFlop


I was sorry to hear that Edna has mono. No wonder she wants to die,

-KariGrant

Featuring the hit single: "I've Got a Number 2 Pencil or Two in My Hair Tonight"

Evangelical is a disease of the DNA called E DNA.

"You want to hear some really good rap?  Sure?"

-Ian


Edna, I own a pistol, you're never eating me

.-JJJ23


She been Hippotized.

Stareway to Heaven

Will somebody please take the cupcake off the top of that camera?

-Iverneil

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Comment by JJJ23 on May 12, 2018 at 3:49pm

Biggie, biggie, biggie can't you see...

Comment by Ian on May 3, 2018 at 10:36pm

David Lynch called.  He wants his extra back.

Comment by MacSpruce on April 29, 2018 at 8:51pm

This is the Edna civilization as we know it. 

Comment by Mervin97 on April 27, 2018 at 9:06am

Having your eyelids sewed to your head is never a good idea.

Comment by Mervin97 on April 27, 2018 at 9:04am

I prayed for the end times while I listened to this album.

Comment by Mervin97 on April 27, 2018 at 9:02am

Totie Fields never made it as a singer. 

Comment by Ian on April 25, 2018 at 12:39am

At least it's not recorded in Dolby Atmos™ Surround-Sound.  Or maybe that's what Mono sounds like to Evangelical Republican Nazis.

Comment by VomitFlop on April 18, 2018 at 10:57am

Even Bon Jovi thinks that's a pretty ridiculous prayer to live on.

Comment by VomitFlop on April 18, 2018 at 10:55am

Mono Roly Poly

Comment by VomitFlop on April 18, 2018 at 10:55am

No prayers were necessary for the end times that would befall the record company that dared to release this out into the wild.

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