Those Were Different Times #374
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The original title was A Guide To Local Whorehouses.
Enthusiasm: Write a shit book and watch people buy it.
Dwell on the people you hate with no other thought for weeks.
When the going gets tough, the tough go chopping.
You'll need some when it comes to flipping the record over to Side B.
Here's a hint – it begins with the powder of enthusiasm, if you know what I mean.
Sublimate your natural urges and channel them into manly activities such as denuding forests and raping the environment.
From the author who brought you, "The Power of Farts" and "How to Properly Insert an Enema..."
And the tree was like "yea how 'bout the power of poison oak, asshole."
It took him 47 years to write it.
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