Those Were Different Times #372
... and the special "Between The Lines" Award goes to:
They moved on to Twister a few years later, which led straight to wanton Satanic orgies.
(the gateway rug?)
6. Mom said they were to keep one foot on the floor at all times.
5. SQUARE-DANCING: You're doing it wrong or right, we're not sure now.
4. Where the hell did Simon go?! We can't move without his leadership!"
3. From the producers of Locked Closet.
2. Although they put their best foot forward, nobody was chosen at the Orphanage that night.
1. Before the Internet, life sucked.