Those Were Different Times #372

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... and the special "Between The Lines" Award goes to:
They moved on to Twister a few years later, which led straight to wanton Satanic orgies.
-MacSpruce
(the gateway rug?)

6. Mom said they were to keep one foot on the floor at all times.
-MacSpruce

5. SQUARE-DANCING: You're doing it wrong or right, we're not sure now.
-ian

4. Where the hell did Simon go?! We can't move without his leadership!"
-VomitFlop

3. From the producers of Locked Closet.
-JJJ23

2. Although they put their best foot forward, nobody was chosen at the Orphanage that night.
-Iverneil

1. Before the Internet, life sucked.
-Gerhardguffaw

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Comment by VomitFlop on December 5, 2017 at 6:01am: "How did Aladdin make his fly? Was it that fucking Genie?"

Comment by VomitFlop on December 5, 2017 at 6:00am: I see a lot of squares, but barely any carpet.

Comment by VomitFlop on December 5, 2017 at 5:59am: "Where the hell did Simon go?! We can't move without his leadership!"

Comment by VomitFlop on December 5, 2017 at 5:59am: Bizarre Records is the understatement of the millennium.

Comment by JJJ23 on December 1, 2017 at 10:41am: Song 1 "You Kids Are Fucking Annoying, Here's Your Carpet Squares".

There's only one song.

Comment by JJJ23 on December 1, 2017 at 10:39am: From the producers of Locked Closet.

Comment by Iverneil on November 30, 2017 at 4:26pm: Although they put their best foot forward, nobody was chosen at the Orphanage that night.

Comment by MacSpruce on November 29, 2017 at 6:45pm: Donnie, explain to me again how you got these carpet burns.

Comment by MacSpruce on November 29, 2017 at 6:44pm: They moved on to Twister a few years later, which led straight to wanton Satanic orgies.

Comment by MacSpruce on November 29, 2017 at 6:43pm: Mom said they were to keep one foot on the floor at all times.

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