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5. The carpet matches the drapes, the shirt, the hat, the wallpaper and the inside lining of the ninth circle of Hell.
-Ian

There but for the god of Grace go I.
4. The record company shortened the title to RAPTURE! from the original RAPE CULTURE!
-MacSpruce

3. Ironically, Wilbur and Grace were eaten by a raptor.
-KariGrant

Wilbur never noticed the troop was slowly disappearing until the night Grace stabbed him.
2. When Wilbur got Alzheimer's disease he didn't know what the hell was going on.
-Iverneil

The picture on the back is just all their clothes lying on the floor.
1. If you play it backwards Grace and Wilbur didn't waste their lives on bullshit.
-JJJ23

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Comment by Iverneil on Sunday

Wilbur never noticed the troop was slowly disappearing until the night Grace stabbed him.

Comment by MacSpruce on Saturday

The record company shortened the title to RAPTURE! from the original RAPE CULTURE! 

Comment by KariGrant on Saturday

Ironically, Wilbur and Grace were eaten by a raptor.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 15, 2017 at 1:02pm

Wil & Grace???

Comment by MacSpruce on November 14, 2017 at 7:51pm

There but for the god of Grace go I.

Comment by MacSpruce on November 14, 2017 at 7:51pm

The IRS discovered that Wilbur was running a cluster of dummy corporations – with a little help from his friends.

Comment by MacSpruce on November 14, 2017 at 7:50pm

You may be surprised to learn that Grace makes all their outfits. Or not. 

Comment by MacSpruce on November 14, 2017 at 7:49pm

You don't have to be a dummy to believe in The Rapture, but it helps. 

Comment by MacSpruce on November 14, 2017 at 7:48pm

And on the left is the black sheep of the family, affectionately known as Satan.

Comment by MacSpruce on November 14, 2017 at 7:48pm

Nothing says B&D like a room full of dog collars.

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