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Those Were Different Times #371

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5. The carpet matches the drapes, the shirt, the hat, the wallpaper and the inside lining of the ninth circle of Hell.
-Ian

There but for the god of Grace go I.
4. The record company shortened the title to RAPTURE! from the original RAPE CULTURE!
-MacSpruce

3. Ironically, Wilbur and Grace were eaten by a raptor.
-KariGrant

Wilbur never noticed the troop was slowly disappearing until the night Grace stabbed him.
2. When Wilbur got Alzheimer's disease he didn't know what the hell was going on.
-Iverneil

The picture on the back is just all their clothes lying on the floor.
1. If you play it backwards Grace and Wilbur didn't waste their lives on bullshit.
-JJJ23

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Comment by Mario!!! on November 6, 2017 at 10:07am

People are often surprised to learn that Jesus returned as a dummy.

Comment by Mario!!! on November 6, 2017 at 9:49am

If all ventriloquists go to Heaven, there'll be Hell to pay!

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