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5. The carpet matches the drapes, the shirt, the hat, the wallpaper and the inside lining of the ninth circle of Hell.
-Ian

There but for the god of Grace go I.
4. The record company shortened the title to RAPTURE! from the original RAPE CULTURE!
-MacSpruce

3. Ironically, Wilbur and Grace were eaten by a raptor.
-KariGrant

Wilbur never noticed the troop was slowly disappearing until the night Grace stabbed him.
2. When Wilbur got Alzheimer's disease he didn't know what the hell was going on.
-Iverneil

The picture on the back is just all their clothes lying on the floor.
1. If you play it backwards Grace and Wilbur didn't waste their lives on bullshit.
-JJJ23

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Comment by Iverneil on November 18, 2017 at 4:19pm

Wilbur never noticed the troop was slowly disappearing until the night Grace stabbed him.

Comment by MacSpruce on November 18, 2017 at 8:11am

The record company shortened the title to RAPTURE! from the original RAPE CULTURE! 

Comment by KariGrant on November 18, 2017 at 4:38am

Ironically, Wilbur and Grace were eaten by a raptor.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 15, 2017 at 1:02pm

Wil & Grace???

Comment by MacSpruce on November 14, 2017 at 7:51pm

There but for the god of Grace go I.

Comment by MacSpruce on November 14, 2017 at 7:51pm

The IRS discovered that Wilbur was running a cluster of dummy corporations – with a little help from his friends.

Comment by MacSpruce on November 14, 2017 at 7:50pm

You may be surprised to learn that Grace makes all their outfits. Or not. 

Comment by MacSpruce on November 14, 2017 at 7:49pm

You don't have to be a dummy to believe in The Rapture, but it helps. 

Comment by MacSpruce on November 14, 2017 at 7:48pm

And on the left is the black sheep of the family, affectionately known as Satan.

Comment by MacSpruce on November 14, 2017 at 7:48pm

Nothing says B&D like a room full of dog collars.

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