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Those Were Different Times #369

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7. They tried to do a vegan pageant but no one gave a hill of beans about it.
-Rotwang

6. People don't talk about the long happy life Debbie built for herself in Dallas.
-JJJ23

5. She just gave me a T-Boner!
-gERHARDGUFFAW

4. You should see her curtains..
-MacSpruce

She prefers "bone in".
I'd like to check her internal temperature..................with my "meat thermometer".
3. She always had to outdo her sister, who never did any better than "Miss Trimmings and Offal
-MadAdam

How I Meat Your Mother
2. The steaks are high in this year's Miss Meat pageant.
-Mario!!!

The spotlight was brief and it wasn't long before she found herself in the porterhouse
1. Give me all your money, this is a steak up.
-Iverneil

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Comment by JJJ23 on October 17, 2017 at 11:20pm

She can handle it.

Comment by JJJ23 on October 17, 2017 at 11:16pm

She's looking for a husband with a big hog.

Comment by MadAdam on October 17, 2017 at 10:20pm

One of em needs some added hormones. (cough, cough, estrogen, cough) 

Comment by MadAdam on October 17, 2017 at 10:14pm

Queef: It's what's for dinner.

Comment by Rosedude on October 17, 2017 at 7:23pm

I made a move on her, but it turns out she hadn't missed my meat at all.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 17, 2017 at 7:01pm

She just gave me a T-Boner!

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