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Those Were Different Times #369

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7. They tried to do a vegan pageant but no one gave a hill of beans about it.
-Rotwang

6. People don't talk about the long happy life Debbie built for herself in Dallas.
-JJJ23

5. She just gave me a T-Boner!
-gERHARDGUFFAW

4. You should see her curtains..
-MacSpruce

She prefers "bone in".
I'd like to check her internal temperature..................with my "meat thermometer".
3. She always had to outdo her sister, who never did any better than "Miss Trimmings and Offal
-MadAdam

How I Meat Your Mother
2. The steaks are high in this year's Miss Meat pageant.
-Mario!!!

The spotlight was brief and it wasn't long before she found herself in the porterhouse
1. Give me all your money, this is a steak up.
-Iverneil

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Comment by Iverneil on October 21, 2017 at 5:14pm

The spotlight was brief and it wasn't long before she found herself in the porterhouse

Comment by MacSpruce on October 18, 2017 at 9:24pm

You should see her curtains.. 

Comment by Iverneil on October 18, 2017 at 6:36pm

Give me all your money, this is a steak up.

Comment by MadAdam on October 18, 2017 at 3:00pm

She always had to outdo her sister, who never did any better than "Miss Trimmings and Offal".

Comment by MadAdam on October 18, 2017 at 2:56pm

I'd like to check her internal temperature..................with my "meat thermometer".

Comment by MadAdam on October 18, 2017 at 2:50pm

She prefers "bone in".

Comment by MadAdam on October 18, 2017 at 2:50pm

She couldn't look much butcher if she tried.

Comment by Mario!!! on October 18, 2017 at 10:15am

The steaks are high in this year's Miss Meat pageant.

Comment by Mario!!! on October 18, 2017 at 10:12am

How I Meat Your Mother

Comment by JJJ23 on October 17, 2017 at 11:22pm

People don't talk about the long happy life Debbie built for herself in Dallas.

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