Those Were Different Times #369
7. They tried to do a vegan pageant but no one gave a hill of beans about it.
6. People don't talk about the long happy life Debbie built for herself in Dallas.
5. She just gave me a T-Boner!
4. You should see her curtains..
She prefers "bone in".
I'd like to check her internal temperature..................with my "meat thermometer".
3. She always had to outdo her sister, who never did any better than "Miss Trimmings and Offal
How I Meat Your Mother
2. The steaks are high in this year's Miss Meat pageant.
The spotlight was brief and it wasn't long before she found herself in the porterhouse
1. Give me all your money, this is a steak up.