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Those Were Different Times #369

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7. They tried to do a vegan pageant but no one gave a hill of beans about it.
-Rotwang

6. People don't talk about the long happy life Debbie built for herself in Dallas.
-JJJ23

5. She just gave me a T-Boner!
-gERHARDGUFFAW

4. You should see her curtains..
-MacSpruce

She prefers "bone in".
I'd like to check her internal temperature..................with my "meat thermometer".
3. She always had to outdo her sister, who never did any better than "Miss Trimmings and Offal
-MadAdam

How I Meat Your Mother
2. The steaks are high in this year's Miss Meat pageant.
-Mario!!!

The spotlight was brief and it wasn't long before she found herself in the porterhouse
1. Give me all your money, this is a steak up.
-Iverneil

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Comment by Iverneil on November 4, 2017 at 5:09pm

No, not that kind of vessel you idiot.

Comment by VomitFlop on November 1, 2017 at 11:32am

"It's not a real title. I just made this sash up at a specialty store. Had you fooled, didn't I?"

Comment by VomitFlop on November 1, 2017 at 11:30am

"That's right, ma'am. You eat that whole thing in one sitting & your entire meal is free. Now hand it over, so the chef can--- Did Di-- you?! Holy fucking shit. Did you eat that whole damn thing already? Good Lord, woman, what are you?"

Comment by VomitFlop on November 1, 2017 at 11:27am

Goldie Hawn, before Kurt Russell got a hold of her.

Comment by VomitFlop on November 1, 2017 at 11:25am

"Oh, for fucks sake, Karen. I didn't mean literally raise the steaks."

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on October 31, 2017 at 6:01pm
Not to worry. She enjoyed some tube steak after the show.
Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on October 31, 2017 at 5:57pm
"What is a gay vegetarian?.. Same category, for $400, Alex."
Comment by Ian on October 30, 2017 at 10:57pm

POLTERGEIST VIII: EMBRACE THE STEAK

Comment by Iverneil on October 24, 2017 at 6:00pm

That's nothin!! you should see my vagina!

Comment by Rotwang on October 23, 2017 at 5:34pm

They tried to do a vegan pageant but no one gave a hill of beans about it.

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