Those Were Different Times #362
5. It's a sad ending. Let's just say the sequel is called Cowboy Boots.
4. If you've seen him lately, it looks like the Gator got him.
3. It was all fun and games until he learned he'd got GatorAIDS.
2. Also starring Lauren Hutten, an actress best known for holding the record of "Worlds Shortest Asscrack".
1. Spoiler Alert: Midway through there's some regret involved