Those Were Different Times #360
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Hang around by the curb on Wednesday mornings.
Grab them by their love handles.
Great summer reading while taking a dump!
Who doesn't love, "seconds?"
Make sure to mask your intentions.
Buy them things and make it clear that if they don't have sex with you, you'll stop buying them things.
Addendum, if they're prostitutes just buy them, but don't pay till after. Second addendum, just date prostitutes.
Buy her flowers. Dandelions are a good choice.
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