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Those Were Different Times #360

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Comment by MacSpruce on Friday

Hang around by the curb on Wednesday mornings. 

Comment by Mario!!! on Thursday

Grab them by their love handles.

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on July 8, 2017 at 8:17pm
Tell her you're a garbage man and you'll meet her by the curb at 6:45 a.m.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on July 8, 2017 at 8:13pm
Other books in this series include When Should I Start Masturbating, Knowing When to Take a Shit, and What Happens When I Shove a Gun Barrel Into My Mouth and Pull the Trigger.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on July 8, 2017 at 8:05pm
Deal with your adult acne in a subtle manner.
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 2, 2017 at 8:45am

Great summer reading while taking a dump!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 2, 2017 at 8:43am

Who doesn't love, "seconds?"

Comment by Iverneil on June 30, 2017 at 7:46am

Make sure to mask your intentions.

Comment by JJJ23 on June 27, 2017 at 9:12pm

Buy them things and make it clear that if they don't have sex with you, you'll stop buying them things. 

Addendum, if they're prostitutes just buy them, but don't pay till after. Second addendum, just date prostitutes.

Comment by Rotwang on June 27, 2017 at 8:42pm

Buy her flowers.  Dandelions are a good choice.

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