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Those Were Different Times #360

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Its his fifth book, He started with "How to Date Supermodels"
5. Spurned over his facial psoriasis condition, Larry picked up what he thought said "How to pick up Rashy women"
-Iverneil

4. The Silence of the Gams
-Rotwang

3.  Trying to pretend you're Zorro won't do it.
-RoadKillHairPiece

Like a six-pack – with your thumb and middle finger...
2.  Just refuse to refuse refuse.
-MacSpruce

1. You might want to look inside before you buy this book, it's just the word cocaine in large bold print on the first page and then the rest are blank.
-JJJ23

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Comment by MacSpruce on July 21, 2017 at 3:44pm

Hang around by the curb on Wednesday mornings. 

Comment by Mario!!! on July 20, 2017 at 4:16pm

Grab them by their love handles.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 2, 2017 at 8:45am

Great summer reading while taking a dump!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 2, 2017 at 8:43am

Who doesn't love, "seconds?"

Comment by Iverneil on June 30, 2017 at 7:46am

Make sure to mask your intentions.

Comment by JJJ23 on June 27, 2017 at 9:12pm

Buy them things and make it clear that if they don't have sex with you, you'll stop buying them things. 

Addendum, if they're prostitutes just buy them, but don't pay till after. Second addendum, just date prostitutes.

Comment by Rotwang on June 27, 2017 at 8:42pm

Buy her flowers.  Dandelions are a good choice.

Comment by Rotwang on June 27, 2017 at 8:40pm

The Silence of the Gams

Comment by Iverneil on June 27, 2017 at 4:29pm

Its his fifth book, He started with "How to Date Supermodels"

Comment by Iverneil on June 27, 2017 at 8:23am

Hair trigger Johnson found that just reading the book satisfied all his sexual needs

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