Those Were Different Times #359
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Yes it's true; by that point Dan Druff had been fully stripped of his royal title, but no one could ever take away his talent for picking the perfect moment to check out a great pair of jubbly bubs.
Also it should be noted that he knowingly gave a bunch of women AIDS.
My jacket's dirty is it? Say you got any money for dinner? No? Cause this is the 40's and no one will hire you? Jacket's lookin' a lot cleaner already itn't it?
Oh those are just money bugs baby, now back to that story I was telling about my penis.
But what if he brings infectious laughter, as well? Hmm, what to do, what to do?
"Germs & Flakes & Scales! Oh my!"
Well according to Lorde, we'll never be Royals anyway, so no big loss
"Hey, Deandra, would you mind not staring a hole right through me? That type of shit's kinda tough to explain at the E.R."
♪ That's how Dandruff Ryders roll! ♪
"The name is Druff... Dan Druff."
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