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Those Were Different Times #359

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and the special I'M HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION, AND ONE QUESTION ONLY.  ANIMATIONS??? award goes to:

-MacSpruce


6. Hey!... My Eyes Are Up Here...
-38chrysler

5. Early female super heroes really got the short end on powers.
-JJJ23

4. "Why do they call you Ultra Violet?"
-Ian

3. Adios amoebas!
-Iverneil

2. "Did it just snow or are you happy to see me?"
-Gerhardguffaw

1. Terrified that maybe she didn't get her dandruff vaccination.
-RoadKillHairPiece

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Comment by 38chrysler on April 13, 2017 at 8:44am

Why you worried about a little Dandruff?... You weren't too concerned when you gave me Gonorrhea last month.

Comment by 38chrysler on April 13, 2017 at 8:40am

How about you let me put a little white stuff on your dress and we call it even...

Comment by 38chrysler on April 13, 2017 at 8:38am

Hey!... My Eyes Are Up Here...

Comment by Ian on April 13, 2017 at 1:18am

"Why do they call you Ultra Violet?"

Comment by Iverneil on April 12, 2017 at 12:08pm

Suddenly, his face fell off.

Comment by Mario!!! on April 12, 2017 at 10:18am

"Really, Sally, your fear of shoulders is all in your head.  Look, I'll touch yours to show you it's perfectly saf--  AH -AH-AHHHHH!  I'm just kidding you crazy loon.  Now go fetch me a cup of joe before I decide to hire some broad who can actually type."

Comment by Mario!!! on April 12, 2017 at 10:06am

She huffed and she puffed but the Big Bad Betty just couldn't blow those three little flakes off of Jim's shoulder.

Comment by Mervin97 on April 12, 2017 at 5:50am

The moment Jane realized she had a date with an alien.

Comment by Ian on April 11, 2017 at 9:53pm

*Brought to you by the same 2 out of 100 scientists that say global warming is a myth created by mermaids.

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