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Those Were Different Times #359

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and the special I'M HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION, AND ONE QUESTION ONLY.  ANIMATIONS??? award goes to:

-MacSpruce


6. Hey!... My Eyes Are Up Here...
-38chrysler

5. Early female super heroes really got the short end on powers.
-JJJ23

4. "Why do they call you Ultra Violet?"
-Ian

3. Adios amoebas!
-Iverneil

2. "Did it just snow or are you happy to see me?"
-Gerhardguffaw

1. Terrified that maybe she didn't get her dandruff vaccination.
-RoadKillHairPiece

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Comment by 38chrysler on April 13, 2017 at 8:44am

Why you worried about a little Dandruff?... You weren't too concerned when you gave me Gonorrhea last month.

Comment by 38chrysler on April 13, 2017 at 8:40am

How about you let me put a little white stuff on your dress and we call it even...

Comment by 38chrysler on April 13, 2017 at 8:38am

Hey!... My Eyes Are Up Here...

Comment by Ian on April 13, 2017 at 1:18am

"Why do they call you Ultra Violet?"

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 12, 2017 at 1:12pm
She's pretty sure Dan Druff was the person who spread typhoid.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 12, 2017 at 1:08pm
But it was ok for her to kill three boyfriends with a lethal strain of impetigo.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 12, 2017 at 1:05pm
Terrified that maybe she didn't get her dandruff vaccination.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 12, 2017 at 1:02pm
Get over the dandruff - in a few hours you're gonna start itching from the crabs he gave you last night.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on April 12, 2017 at 1:01pm
She's pretty sure she read somewhere that dandruff killed half the population of Europe in the 14th century.
Comment by Iverneil on April 12, 2017 at 12:08pm

Suddenly, his face fell off.

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