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Those Were Different Times #356

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Comment by Iverneil 2 hours ago

I don't know son cause you're adopted

Comment by VomitFlop on Wednesday

"What is with you & all these rhetorical questions?"

Comment by VomitFlop on Wednesday

Sanford & Arson

Comment by VomitFlop on Wednesday

"Cavemen corpses. It was the sacrifice they had to make for stumbling upon it's discovery eons & eons ago. Yes, really!"

Comment by VomitFlop on Wednesday

"Well, son, no matter what your older brother keeps saying, it's not his mixtape."

Comment by MacSpruce on March 19, 2017 at 9:50am

Big piles of annoying smarty-pants books liberally doused with kerosene.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 19, 2017 at 9:44am

Science, son. It's somethin' about science or somethin'.

Comment by MacSpruce on March 19, 2017 at 9:43am

i don't rightly know, son. But I can tell you what makes Scarlett Johansson so hot – lush, pouty lips that curl into a suggestively naughty smile; a luxuriant head of thick, sensuous, blonde hair; a full, firm, luscious, inviting pair of breasts; and a saucy, curvaceous ass that just doesn't quit. Now that's hot!

Comment by MacSpruce on March 19, 2017 at 9:39am

It's the lack of coldness, son. The less coldness a thing has, the hotter it gets. That's why you almost never see burning igloos; they're just too damn cold to be hot. Fire, on the other hand, contains no coldness at all, which is what makes it so hot.

Comment by Shag on March 18, 2017 at 11:08pm

Dad, what's a Blumpkin?

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