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5. Masturbaters in hell, son, that's what.
-Rotwang

4.8. "Well, son, no matter what your older brother keeps saying, it's not his mixtape."
4. "What is with you & all these rhetorical questions?"
-VomitFlop

3. Napalm son, but I don't want to talk about it.
-Iverneil


2.75. Your mother's lies.
2. It's fueled by my disappointment in you, now eat your fucking hot dogs.
-JJJ23


1. It's the lack of coldness, son. The less coldness a thing has, the hotter it gets. That's why you almost never see burning igloos; they're just too damn cold to be hot. Fire, on the other hand, contains no coldness at all, which is what makes it so hot.
-MacSpruce

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