Those Were Different Times #356
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It's all God's doing son, now shut the fuck up.
Interesting enough is that 'The Book of Knowledge' has an introduction from German porn.
"You see, Timmy, gas often feeds the fire; resulting in sustained heat. Now, how about a couple of burritos and grabbing that Bic lighter?"
Napalm son, but I don't want to talk about it.
What do I look like kid, some kind of scientist?
Well, son, you may think you stumped me, you little shit, but fire is hot because thermal energy is released when chemical bonds are broken and formed during a combustion reaction. Oh, and where do babies come from - well, from mommy's crotch after daddy screws her. Any more questions?
Needs to be air dropped by the thousands into Red States.
Donald Trump asked for this book but his father told him to go and rent some apartments.
"What are white cotton panties?.. Same category, for $400, Alex."
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