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Those Were Different Times #356

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Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 11, 2017 at 10:22pm
It's the match obviously, dumbo.
Comment by Iverneil on March 11, 2017 at 4:42pm

It's all God's doing son, now shut the fuck up.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 11, 2017 at 12:52pm

Interesting enough is that 'The Book of Knowledge' has an introduction from German porn.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 11, 2017 at 12:50pm

"You see, Timmy, gas often feeds the fire; resulting in sustained heat. Now, how about a couple of burritos and grabbing that Bic lighter?"

Comment by Iverneil on March 10, 2017 at 6:21pm

Napalm son, but I don't want to talk about it.

Comment by Iverneil on March 10, 2017 at 6:00pm

What do I look like kid, some kind of scientist?

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 10, 2017 at 3:17pm

Well, son, you may think you stumped me, you little shit, but fire is hot because thermal energy is released when chemical bonds are broken and formed during a combustion reaction. Oh, and where do babies come from - well, from mommy's crotch after daddy screws her. Any more questions?

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 10, 2017 at 3:10pm

Needs to be air dropped by the thousands into Red States.

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 10, 2017 at 3:07pm

Donald Trump asked for this book but his father told him to go and rent some apartments.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 10, 2017 at 2:22pm

"What are white cotton panties?.. Same category, for $400, Alex."

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