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Those Were Different Times #356

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5. Masturbaters in hell, son, that's what.
-Rotwang

4.8. "Well, son, no matter what your older brother keeps saying, it's not his mixtape."
4. "What is with you & all these rhetorical questions?"
-VomitFlop

3. Napalm son, but I don't want to talk about it.
-Iverneil


2.75. Your mother's lies.
2. It's fueled by my disappointment in you, now eat your fucking hot dogs.
-JJJ23


1. It's the lack of coldness, son. The less coldness a thing has, the hotter it gets. That's why you almost never see burning igloos; they're just too damn cold to be hot. Fire, on the other hand, contains no coldness at all, which is what makes it so hot.
-MacSpruce

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Comment by Iverneil on March 11, 2017 at 4:42pm

It's all God's doing son, now shut the fuck up.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 11, 2017 at 12:52pm

Interesting enough is that 'The Book of Knowledge' has an introduction from German porn.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 11, 2017 at 12:50pm

"You see, Timmy, gas often feeds the fire; resulting in sustained heat. Now, how about a couple of burritos and grabbing that Bic lighter?"

Comment by Iverneil on March 10, 2017 at 6:21pm

Napalm son, but I don't want to talk about it.

Comment by Iverneil on March 10, 2017 at 6:00pm

What do I look like kid, some kind of scientist?

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 10, 2017 at 2:22pm

"What are white cotton panties?.. Same category, for $400, Alex."

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