Those Were Different Times #356
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When I was a kid my dad told me something about the devil or some shit, but it always seemed wrong.
I don't know, like ground dragons maybe? S'at sound right to you? Alright, then ground dragons.
Oh fire, here's a book, leave me alone.
It's fueled by my disappointment in you, now eat your fucking hot dogs.
Am I ever gonna get to see my real dad again?
Masturbaters in hell, son, that's what.
What makes Fire Hot Dad>
Heat , Opie, Heat... geez that book was worth it... now go get your ole Pa another beer...
Well son, let me be frank with you (then holds hot dog grill against his face)
Somehow, I feel like a girl named Candy, or Brandy is involved.
According to Mephistophelese, "It's all good."
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