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5. Masturbaters in hell, son, that's what.
-Rotwang

4.8. "Well, son, no matter what your older brother keeps saying, it's not his mixtape."
4. "What is with you & all these rhetorical questions?"
-VomitFlop

3. Napalm son, but I don't want to talk about it.
-Iverneil


2.75. Your mother's lies.
2. It's fueled by my disappointment in you, now eat your fucking hot dogs.
-JJJ23


1. It's the lack of coldness, son. The less coldness a thing has, the hotter it gets. That's why you almost never see burning igloos; they're just too damn cold to be hot. Fire, on the other hand, contains no coldness at all, which is what makes it so hot.
-MacSpruce

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Comment by MacSpruce on March 19, 2017 at 9:39am

It's the lack of coldness, son. The less coldness a thing has, the hotter it gets. That's why you almost never see burning igloos; they're just too damn cold to be hot. Fire, on the other hand, contains no coldness at all, which is what makes it so hot.

Comment by Shag on March 18, 2017 at 11:08pm

Dad, what's a Blumpkin?

Comment by Shag on March 18, 2017 at 11:04pm

The Chinese would call this .... Sum Dum Phuk!

Comment by Shag on March 18, 2017 at 11:01pm

No son, this is NOT how to heat up a Whisker Biscuit!

Comment by Shag on March 18, 2017 at 10:59pm

Dad, my wiener is starting to plump!

Comment by Shag on March 18, 2017 at 10:56pm

Dad, why is your zipper down?

Comment by Shag on March 18, 2017 at 10:54pm

Son, here is how you make a Twat Waffle.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 18, 2017 at 10:06am

"Ask your mom!  I'm just an idiot with a 50's haircut! "

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 18, 2017 at 10:01am

"I don't know, son, but I did save a bunch of money by switching to Geico!"

Comment by Mervin97 on March 16, 2017 at 6:47am

"Be careful you don't singe your balls son, thats how I lost lefty.'

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