Those Were Different Times #356
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No son, this is NOT how to heat up a Whisker Biscuit!
Dad, my wiener is starting to plump!
Dad, why is your zipper down?
Son, here is how you make a Twat Waffle.
"Ask your mom! I'm just an idiot with a 50's haircut! "
"I don't know, son, but I did save a bunch of money by switching to Geico!"
"Be careful you don't singe your balls son, thats how I lost lefty.'
Your mother's lies.
When I was a kid my dad told me something about the devil or some shit, but it always seemed wrong.
I don't know, like ground dragons maybe? S'at sound right to you? Alright, then ground dragons.
Oh fire, here's a book, leave me alone.
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