Those Were Different Times #356
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5. Masturbaters in hell, son, that's what.
-Rotwang
4.8. "Well, son, no matter what your older brother keeps saying, it's not his mixtape."
4. "What is with you & all these rhetorical questions?"
-VomitFlop
3. Napalm son, but I don't want to talk about it.
-Iverneil
2.75. Your mother's lies.
2. It's fueled by my disappointment in you, now eat your fucking hot dogs.
-JJJ23
1. It's the lack of coldness, son. The less coldness a thing has, the hotter it gets. That's why you almost never see burning igloos; they're just too damn cold to be hot. Fire, on the other hand, contains no coldness at all, which is what makes it so hot.
-MacSpruce
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"Careful, Opie. You don't want to get too close to that fire or else your hair will turn orange."
"The trick to enjoying hot dogs, Billy Potter, is not minding that they're carcinogenic.
I don't know son cause you're adopted
"What is with you & all these rhetorical questions?"
Sanford & Arson
"Cavemen corpses. It was the sacrifice they had to make for stumbling upon it's discovery eons & eons ago. Yes, really!"
"Well, son, no matter what your older brother keeps saying, it's not his mixtape."
Big piles of annoying smarty-pants books liberally doused with kerosene.
Science, son. It's somethin' about science or somethin'.
i don't rightly know, son. But I can tell you what makes Scarlett Johansson so hot – lush, pouty lips that curl into a suggestively naughty smile; a luxuriant head of thick, sensuous, blonde hair; a full, firm, luscious, inviting pair of breasts; and a saucy, curvaceous ass that just doesn't quit. Now that's hot!
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