Those Were Different Times #355
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And by 'Se7en' we don't mean gluttony. Honest!
And by 'does it' we mean induces tooth decay and diabetes.
And by 'customers' we mean marks.
Helps him wash down the triple alarm buffalo wings
Most of his relationships with women ended when he asked them if they happened to have glass nipples.
When he was older, for reasons he never understood, he vacationed in sugar cane fields.
After three years of 7Up and Lucky Charms for breakfast, his hair turned into candy floss.
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