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Those Were Different Times #355

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5. "You morons. It says clearly on the bottle for ages 7 to Up."
-VomitFlop

4. He smiled right up to the explosion
-Iverneil

3. Oh what a cute little sprite he isn't.
-Rotwang

2. When asked by a group of parents what the "it" that it "does" was 7up responded that they couldn't disclose that information, but that if your child has begun drinking 7up he or she should continue to do so or the "it" will stop and the "doing" will stop and then you'll have your answer.
-JJJ23

1.2. When he was older, for reasons he never understood, he vacationed in sugar cane fields.
1. After numerous failed relationships, happily married a woman whose breast enhancement surgery was performed by Corning Glass.
-RoadKillHairPiece

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