Those Were Different Times #355
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A young Donald Trump contemplates a takeover.
Ok you did your plop plop, now you can have your fizz fizz.
"Battle tested on lab grown babies held captive at Mary Kay cosmetics."
"Forget the bottle mom, get me an I V."
When asked by a group of parents what the "it" that it "does" was 7up responded that they couldn't disclose that information, but that if your child has begun drinking 7up he or she should continue to do so or the "it" will stop and the "doing" will stop and then you'll have your answer.
Oh what a cute little sprite he isn't.
it's not the taste, he just likes spraying you with his nostrils
Updated; Now wearing the 'GOT MILF?' t-shirt.
... Until the Frito Bandito steals it.
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