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Those Were Different Times #355

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Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on Thursday
After numerous failed relationships, happily married a woman whose breast enhancement surgery was performed by Corning Glass.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on Thursday
As he got older, had erotic fantasies involving Waterford Crystal and granulated sugar.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on Thursday
This ad appeared the year 7Up won the Type 2 Diabetes award.
Comment by VomitFlop on Wednesday

"You morons. It says clearly on the bottle for ages 7 to Up."

Comment by VomitFlop on Wednesday

It was either this or grape juice & a communion wafer.

Comment by VomitFlop on Wednesday

"Liar, liar, pacifier!"

Comment by VomitFlop on Wednesday

"Just think, little Johnny, drink enough of this here & one day, you'll have your very own kidney stone!"

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on Monday
For mothers who feel like their kids didn't work hard enough to get to second base.
Comment by Iverneil on March 18, 2017 at 2:11pm

He smiled right up to the explosion

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 18, 2017 at 9:58am

"Nice bottle, but I prefer a "D" cup!"

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