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Those Were Different Times #355

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5. "You morons. It says clearly on the bottle for ages 7 to Up."
-VomitFlop

4. He smiled right up to the explosion
-Iverneil

3. Oh what a cute little sprite he isn't.
-Rotwang

2. When asked by a group of parents what the "it" that it "does" was 7up responded that they couldn't disclose that information, but that if your child has begun drinking 7up he or she should continue to do so or the "it" will stop and the "doing" will stop and then you'll have your answer.
-JJJ23

1.2. When he was older, for reasons he never understood, he vacationed in sugar cane fields.
1. After numerous failed relationships, happily married a woman whose breast enhancement surgery was performed by Corning Glass.
-RoadKillHairPiece

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Comment by Mario!!! on April 6, 2017 at 4:23pm

Must be a Kardashian baby in that ad.

Comment by VomitFlop on March 22, 2017 at 8:31am

"You morons. It says clearly on the bottle for ages 7 to Up."

Comment by VomitFlop on March 22, 2017 at 8:28am

It was either this or grape juice & a communion wafer.

Comment by VomitFlop on March 22, 2017 at 8:26am

"Liar, liar, pacifier!"

Comment by VomitFlop on March 22, 2017 at 8:25am

"Just think, little Johnny, drink enough of this here & one day, you'll have your very own kidney stone!"

Comment by Iverneil on March 18, 2017 at 2:11pm

He smiled right up to the explosion

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 18, 2017 at 9:58am

"Nice bottle, but I prefer a "D" cup!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on March 18, 2017 at 9:54am

A young Donald Trump contemplates a takeover.

Comment by Rotwang on March 16, 2017 at 9:28am

Ok you did your plop plop, now you can have your fizz fizz. 

Comment by Mervin97 on March 16, 2017 at 6:13am

"Battle tested on lab grown babies held captive at Mary Kay cosmetics."

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