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Those Were Different Times #354

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6. When you're done beatin' the monkey, why don't we head over yonder and milk the cow.
-RoadKillHairPiece

5. Cleetus Tucker: Captain of the 1954 Arkansas State Varsity Hambone and Spanking Team
-Mario!!

4. Wally lettered in Monkey Business.
-Gerhardguffaw

3. So you're a Rebel, I'm impressed
-Iverneil

2. "I don't think that's gonna make George less curious."
-VomitFlop

1.2. Most dates in the fifties ended with spanking the monkey, though usually after the girl had left.
1. She's a feminist, he's a euphemist.
-MacSpruce

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Comment by Mario!!! on April 6, 2017 at 4:29pm

Cleetus Tucker: Captain of the 1954 Arkansas State Varsity Hambone and Spanking Team

Comment by Iverneil on March 24, 2017 at 5:23pm

Charles Starkweather, the early years.

Comment by VomitFlop on March 22, 2017 at 8:23am

"Hold still, you still got some monkey hairs on your back."

Comment by VomitFlop on March 22, 2017 at 8:21am

The best part of this picture is obviously the photobombing bovine.

Comment by VomitFlop on March 22, 2017 at 8:21am

"Do you really have to hold your knee up like a girl? And don't try blaming it on your imaginary friend again."

Comment by VomitFlop on March 22, 2017 at 8:19am

"I don't think that's gonna make George less curious."

Comment by Iverneil on March 18, 2017 at 2:06pm

When he said "Boy I'd like to hit that!" she thought he meant her, not her monkey.

Comment by Rotwang on March 16, 2017 at 9:32am

Abused children grow up to be abusers....so don't spank Harambe too hard.

Comment by Mervin97 on March 16, 2017 at 6:04am

"You have a little ear wax here."

Comment by Mervin97 on March 16, 2017 at 6:03am

"This is the worst first date I've ever had."

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