Those Were Different Times #353
6. And stay there because you died.
5.9. Coughalung Cassidy
5.6. Dude is always hanging around that Rest Stop
5. Come to marble row.
4. Enjoys the company of chaps over women.
3. Smokepack Mountain
2.1. His pickup line is: One lung but well hung.
2. Says the purpose of lungs is overhyped.
1.7 All hack, no cattle.
1. Marlboro Man to you, maybe. Around here we just call him the Smokestack from Brokeback.