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6. And stay there because you died.
-JJJ23

5.9. Coughalung Cassidy
5.6. Dude is always hanging around that Rest Stop
5. Come to marble row.
-iverneil

4. Enjoys the company of chaps over women.
-Gerhardguffaw

3. Smokepack Mountain
-VomitFlop

2.1. His pickup line is: One lung but well hung.
2. Says the purpose of lungs is overhyped.
-RoadKillHairPiece

1.7 All hack, no cattle.
1. Marlboro Man to you, maybe. Around here we just call him the Smokestack from Brokeback.
-MacSpruce

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Comment by VomitFlop on February 20, 2017 at 12:00pm

He can usually lasso about one animal before he's completely winded & gasping for air.

Comment by VomitFlop on February 20, 2017 at 11:55am

Smokepack Mountain

Comment by VomitFlop on February 20, 2017 at 11:53am

"Still pissed you & Harley Davidson couldn't even get a direct to VHS sequel to your shitty movie? Yeah, it happens."

Comment by VomitFlop on February 20, 2017 at 11:52am

"Psst! Rumor has it, that this cowpoke likes to mount mannequin heads on his wall. You didn't hear that from me."

Comment by MacSpruce on February 20, 2017 at 11:02am

Marlboro Man to you, maybe. Around here we just call him the Smokestack from Brokeback.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 20, 2017 at 10:46am

Give him enough rope and he'll die of lung disease before he has a chance to hang himself.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 19, 2017 at 9:14am

All hack, no cattle.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 19, 2017 at 9:00am

The flavor of licking the inside of a crematorium oven, but flavor nonetheless.

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on February 18, 2017 at 2:52pm
His pickup line is: One lung but well hung.
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 18, 2017 at 6:23am

Enjoys the company of chaps over women.

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