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Those Were Different Times #352

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10. Gives new meaning to trophy wife.
-Gerhardguffaw

9. For the trophy husband, who just can't say goodbye.
-RunSilentRunDeep

8. Newly available from Amazon Crime.
-VomitFlop

7. Primarily marketed to serial killers and Wilt Chamberlain.
-RoadKillHairPiece

6. Big dame hunting.
-Rotwang

5. Newly available from Amazon Crime.
-VomitFlop

4. *For maximum effect mount 36" from floor.
-Ian

3.6. I don't mean to boast guys but I just spent 15 bucks on 5 dismembered women's mannequin heads. So yeah, things are going pretty great.
3. It's what they call a conversation ender.
-JJJ23

2. That would go great with my nipple collection
-Iverneil

1.1 My dental hygienist girlfriend removed my plaque.
1. All in all it's just another chick on the wall.
-MacSpruce

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Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 8, 2017 at 7:39pm
Splendid way for uptight guy to avoid going past first base.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 5, 2017 at 4:37pm
Interesting way for girlfriend to give head.
Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 3, 2017 at 2:00pm

Urban legend has it that Walt Disney had several of these behind him on his t.v. show.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 3, 2017 at 1:59pm

On plage 28 of 'Cooking for Cannibals'.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 3, 2017 at 1:56pm

Ironically, she was set up with Ted Williams, on match.com.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on March 3, 2017 at 1:55pm

For the trophy husband, who just can't say goodbye.

Comment by Rotwang on March 1, 2017 at 3:53pm

Women come home with me, I say: "Yea, some dates say no."

Comment by Rotwang on March 1, 2017 at 3:45pm

Big dame hunting.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 28, 2017 at 6:52pm

I don't mean to boast guys but I just spent 15 bucks on 5 dismembered women's mannequin heads. So yeah, things are going pretty great.

Comment by Iverneil on February 28, 2017 at 2:20pm

That would go great with my nipple collection

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