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4. A no holes barred look at current affairs- 'Around the World, with Fair Hooker' This week, going down under.
-RunSilent RunDeep

3. He can handle a one yard penilty.
-Rotwang

2.4. Sadly his career was cut short, partly because, although he had great hands his poor route running made him hard to find.
Plus there was that time his pimp threw him from a moving car on the freeway.
2. One more blow to the head and my name's whatever you want it to be sugar.
-jjj23


1.4. You'd could always find him after a game standing at the 40 yard line waiting to calm overwrought fans.
1.2. After he retired, most commentators agreed he was a "pretty decent" hooker.
1. His competitors called him Fair; his clients called him Excellent.
-RoadKillHairPiece

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Comment by Iverneil on February 15, 2017 at 1:04pm

Caught running a prostitution ring on the side that used coupons and gave loyalty rewards.

Comment by Rotwang on February 14, 2017 at 8:18am

He can handle a one yard penilty.  

Comment by Rotwang on February 14, 2017 at 8:16am

His quarterback is named John Unfair.

Comment by Rotwang on February 14, 2017 at 8:15am

He's a great player at a great price but he keeps switching teams.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 13, 2017 at 3:52pm

Echos of 'M*A*S*H*'s "69 is so divine," fills the air.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 13, 2017 at 3:48pm

A no holes barred look at current affairs- 'Around the World, with Fair Hooker' This week, going down under.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 13, 2017 at 3:31pm

Fair Hooker was a better player at tight end.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 11, 2017 at 9:04am

Eventually retired and became a spokesman for President Trump.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 11, 2017 at 9:02am

His brothers, B.J., Anus and Herbie never played football.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 11, 2017 at 8:59am

In today's dollars, his rates don't seem that fair!

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