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4. A no holes barred look at current affairs- 'Around the World, with Fair Hooker' This week, going down under.
-RunSilent RunDeep

3. He can handle a one yard penilty.
-Rotwang

2.4. Sadly his career was cut short, partly because, although he had great hands his poor route running made him hard to find.
Plus there was that time his pimp threw him from a moving car on the freeway.
2. One more blow to the head and my name's whatever you want it to be sugar.
-jjj23


1.4. You'd could always find him after a game standing at the 40 yard line waiting to calm overwrought fans.
1.2. After he retired, most commentators agreed he was a "pretty decent" hooker.
1. His competitors called him Fair; his clients called him Excellent.
-RoadKillHairPiece

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Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on February 10, 2017 at 6:52pm
You'd could always find him after a game standing at the 40 yard line waiting to calm overwrought fans.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on February 10, 2017 at 6:49pm
His competitors called him Fair; his clients called him Excellent.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on February 10, 2017 at 6:47pm
According to Angie's List, he never overcharged a client.
Comment by JJJ23 on February 9, 2017 at 9:59pm

One more blow to the head and my name's whatever you want it to be sugar.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 9, 2017 at 9:58pm

Sadly his career was cut short, partly because, although he had great hands his poor route running made him hard to find.

Plus there was that time his pimp threw him from a moving car on the freeway.

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on February 9, 2017 at 3:15am
He always considered himself more of a tight end than a wide receiver.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on February 9, 2017 at 3:05am
After he retired, most commentators agreed he was a "pretty decent" hooker.
Comment by Iverneil on February 8, 2017 at 4:52pm

Looking for a prostitute that wont steal his wallet when he passes out.

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