Comedy Whirled

Those Were Different Times #346

-

-

-

Results:


7. Sometimes you just need to get a bigger Wench Wrench...
-38chrysler

6. For me it's more like WD-40-year-old. *sigh*
-Rotwang

To no ones surprise, WD stood for Wet Dick
5. It comes in a can.
-Iverneil

4. Ladies love it when your dick smells like an old ratchet.
-JJJ23

3. And after those coitus surprises.....Try Goo Gone!!!!!!
-Bill Staples

2.765. Nine inches of lubrication in the can is quite the alternative.
2.114. The wife agrees that after using WD 40 it makes screwing a pleasure... Next project- the back door.
2. I keep my tight nuts in a Blue Ball jar.
-RunSilent RunDeep

1. Early attempts at subliminal advertising were more liminal than sub.
-MacSpruce

Views: 152

Comment

Got a funny caption? Join Comedy Whirled!

Join Comedy Whirled

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on December 30, 2016 at 1:52pm

Nine inches of lubrication in the can is quite the alternative.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on December 30, 2016 at 1:45pm

The wife agrees that after using WD 40 it makes screwing a pleasure... Next project- the back door.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on December 30, 2016 at 1:42pm

That's ironic. Rusty Tool is Ron Jeremy's new stage name.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on December 30, 2016 at 1:37pm

I keep my tight nuts in a Blue Ball jar.

Comment by Iverneil on December 28, 2016 at 4:46pm

Using WD40 on dry passage ways sounds an awful lot like rape.

Comment by MacSpruce on December 28, 2016 at 11:39am

Early attempts at subliminal advertising were more liminal than sub.

Comment by MacSpruce on December 28, 2016 at 11:38am

Any macho man will tell you that lubricants are for pussies.

Comment by Iverneil on December 28, 2016 at 9:42am

It comes in a can.

Comment by 38chrysler on December 28, 2016 at 2:50am

One little squirt and the job is done.

Comment by 38chrysler on December 28, 2016 at 1:49am

The African Markets are Booming but sales in Asia remain weak...

© 2020   Whirled Wide Network   Powered by Windmills

Badgers  |  Complain Complain Complain  |  Terms of Service