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Those Were Different Times #346

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7. Sometimes you just need to get a bigger Wench Wrench...
-38chrysler

6. For me it's more like WD-40-year-old. *sigh*
-Rotwang

To no ones surprise, WD stood for Wet Dick
5. It comes in a can.
-Iverneil

4. Ladies love it when your dick smells like an old ratchet.
-JJJ23

3. And after those coitus surprises.....Try Goo Gone!!!!!!
-Bill Staples

2.765. Nine inches of lubrication in the can is quite the alternative.
2.114. The wife agrees that after using WD 40 it makes screwing a pleasure... Next project- the back door.
2. I keep my tight nuts in a Blue Ball jar.
-RunSilent RunDeep

1. Early attempts at subliminal advertising were more liminal than sub.
-MacSpruce

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Comment by VomitFlop on January 10, 2017 at 2:50pm

Somewhere, Tim the Toolman Taylor is howling grunts & snorts of ecstasy.

Comment by VomitFlop on January 10, 2017 at 2:49pm

"Tight nuts? Only when the in-laws are in town."

Comment by VomitFlop on January 10, 2017 at 2:48pm

Why, yes, I do have a rusty tool. Who told you about that?!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 8, 2017 at 12:06pm

And I thought it was only good for squeaky nuts and bolts!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 8, 2017 at 11:59am

Best porn poster... ever!!!

Comment by Iverneil on January 7, 2017 at 2:29pm

The inventor of WD40 used double entenders liberally in his advertising but you see, he was born without a penis.

Comment by 38chrysler on January 7, 2017 at 12:10pm

Since when has a tight screw ever been a bad thing?

Comment by 38chrysler on January 7, 2017 at 12:09pm

Sometimes you just need to get a bigger Wench  Wrench...

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on January 7, 2017 at 10:42am

Mooseknuckle, Arkansas- When going to relief on the mound, ex-knuckler Phil Niekro swears by it.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on December 30, 2016 at 1:55pm

Banana Hammock International sues WD 40 over the phrase 'Man Size Pressure Pack'.

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