Those Were Different Times #346
7. Sometimes you just need to get a bigger Wench Wrench...
6. For me it's more like WD-40-year-old. *sigh*
To no ones surprise, WD stood for Wet Dick
5. It comes in a can.
4. Ladies love it when your dick smells like an old ratchet.
3. And after those coitus surprises.....Try Goo Gone!!!!!!
2.765. Nine inches of lubrication in the can is quite the alternative.
2.114. The wife agrees that after using WD 40 it makes screwing a pleasure... Next project- the back door.
2. I keep my tight nuts in a Blue Ball jar.
1. Early attempts at subliminal advertising were more liminal than sub.