Those Were Different Times #345
5. When the transatlantic pipeline connected with the transpacific pipeline, let's just say it was... explosive.
4. "What Paul Bunyan does on his days off is really none of our business, don't cha think?"
3.24. Nothing homoerotic to see here, folks. No siree! Just a perfectly respectable message featuring a naked man with a huge hose, brought to you by the friendly folks at Tennessee Gays... er, Gas.
3. American buried prehistoric titans are so much nicer than Japanese ones.
2. I just want to light my stove, I don't need to know it's coming out of a giant's fart pipe.