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6. It's not often that the Green Giant gets to flex his acting skills
-Iverneil

5. You'll be strummin' a different tune when you're sweating on the toilet!
-Gerhardguffaw

When Mexico sends its corn, they’re not sending their best. They're sending corn that has lots of problems ... druggy corn, criminal cream corn, rapeseed corn. And some, I assume, are good kernels.
4. Make Americorn Great Again
-MacSpruce

3. ♫♫ Ho Ho Ho Green Bigot ♫♫
-38chrysler

You don't want to know what he dresses like for collard greens.
2. I'm so sick of these beaners coming over the border.
-Rotwang

1. I like the restraint they showed by not drawing his skin brown, this is the corn for me.
-JJJ23

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Comment by Iverneil on December 18, 2016 at 12:11pm

It's not often that the Green Giant gets to flex his acting skills

Comment by JJJ23 on December 12, 2016 at 5:36pm

Grandpa says we gotta kill them all before they come up here and fuck our women with their celery dicks.

Comment by JJJ23 on December 12, 2016 at 5:01pm

If there is to come a year when the Green Giant's work does not improve, his first born son will be taken from him and his wife will be forced into prostitution. So, it's pretty good corn.

Comment by JJJ23 on December 12, 2016 at 4:51pm

I like the restraint they showed by not drawing his skin brown, this is the corn for me.

Comment by MacSpruce on December 10, 2016 at 9:14am

When Mexico sends its corn, they’re not sending their best. They're sending corn that has lots of problems ... druggy corn, criminal cream corn, rapeseed corn. And some, I assume, are good kernels.

Comment by MacSpruce on December 10, 2016 at 9:00am

Make Americorn Great Again

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 10, 2016 at 4:10am

You'll be strummin' a different tune when you're sweating on the toilet!

Comment by Rotwang on December 9, 2016 at 8:48pm

You don't want to know what he dresses like for collard greens.

Comment by Rotwang on December 9, 2016 at 8:48pm

Lemme just tell you, I'm gonna build a big, green, giant kale. And I'm going to make habanero pay for it.

Comment by Rotwang on December 9, 2016 at 8:47pm

I'm so sick of these beaners coming over the border.

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