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3. Because calling it Cocaine Inspector would've been too on the nose.
-VomitFlop

2.67. When it came right down to it, Danny was more interested in casing the crack than cracking the case.
2, Sales really took off after they changed the name from Fissure Finder.
-MacSpruce

1.43. . Here, quick, hide Exhibit A, but not in Exhibit V.
1. I wonder who's crack he will detect....
-Mike McHuman

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Comment by Iverneil on October 6, 2016 at 8:10am

Their relationship is on the rocks.

Comment by VomitFlop on October 4, 2016 at 9:28pm

That's not gum on his shoes.

Comment by VomitFlop on October 4, 2016 at 9:27pm

"Nobody makes an ass out of Danny Derriere!"

Comment by VomitFlop on October 4, 2016 at 9:20pm

Why did they rename it to Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans?

Comment by VomitFlop on October 4, 2016 at 9:17pm

Because calling it Cocaine Inspector would've been too on the nose.

Comment by Iverneil on September 26, 2016 at 2:49pm

The one on the right Nell, he's the little weasel that crazy glued this gun to my face.

Comment by MacSpruce on September 21, 2016 at 2:11am

♫♪ Oh Danny boy, the pipes, crack pipes are calling ... ♫♪

Comment by MacSpruce on September 21, 2016 at 2:00am

As Danny laid it across her palm, Roxy knew that at least this one wouldn't go off in her hand.

Comment by MacSpruce on September 21, 2016 at 1:55am

As a crack detective, Danny was up every day at the crack of dawn…  No, no, no, not daybreak; I mean his assistant, Dawn Jablonski. Hell, Danny could never drag his sorry, hungover ass out of bed before noon.

Comment by MacSpruce on September 21, 2016 at 1:50am

Danny knew that if he could crack just one big case, he could make the jump from crappy novelets to crappy novels.

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