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5. Comes complete with the 1,000 mile stare.
-RunSilent RunDeep

4. "If you cock it for more then four hours please see a doctor."
-Mervin97

3. He doesn't have anything to worry about because he's white.
-Mike McHuman

2. The air was filled with the sound of childrenslaughter …
-MacSpruce

1. The last time I was given a solid blast that lasted almost a whole minute long was...never.
-KariGrant


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Comment by MacSpruce on February 12, 2016 at 10:12am

Brap? What fucking language is that? Better not be some kind of commie socialist, Latino, Muslim, immigrant kinda kids infiltrating our playgrounds and marauding with our marauders. These are for American mass shootings! 

Comment by MacSpruce on February 12, 2016 at 9:15am

Granted, we've come a long way from when I was a kid and we had to settle for an imaginary pointed-finger 'gun' and shouting "bang-bang, you're dead!" followed by the inevitable "No, you missed me"/"No, I got you" argument. But an authentic-looking and sounding toy rifle just doesn't meet the rigorous standards demanded by a new generation. That requires authentic-looking injuries and gore, smoke wafting from gaping hot wounds, splinters of bone and chunks of tissue flying through the air, and, most importantly, blood, lots and lots of fake blood. Otherwise, where's the fun in it?

Comment by MacSpruce on February 12, 2016 at 8:54am

Guns don't kill children, children kill children. 

Comment by Iverneil on February 11, 2016 at 6:59am

Body bags sold separately 

Comment by MacSpruce on February 6, 2016 at 9:46am

The air was filled with the sound of childrenslaughter …

Comment by JJJ23 on February 3, 2016 at 3:52pm

All the other boys will be wearing yellow pants too after you've made them piss themselves!

Comment by JJJ23 on February 3, 2016 at 3:50pm

Comes with Jefferson Airplane's Greatest Hits.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on January 26, 2016 at 7:27am

Draft card burnt separately.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on January 26, 2016 at 7:23am

Comes complete with the 1,000 mile stare.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on January 26, 2016 at 7:22am

Kids (privates, lieutenants,sergeants, etc.) in Israel, use the real thing.

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